What  Up Dawg

You somehow stumbled upon my website

So who am I? and Why do I have a website? And also what's on it? and What's it for? Dude, Click the button and find out


Welcome to my slice of nothing

I made a website because I wanted to have one and nobody was stopping me      -Pat


Accepting job offers to be an undercover CIA agent or an Astronaut

address: fuck you, I'm not putting my address on the internet

+1 (420)-777-6969 fuck off, I'm not putting my phone number on here either

I'm probably not gonna fucking read whatever you just sent, also good luck finding the send button, loser